That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Even my vagina gasped.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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