hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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