my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
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