It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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