i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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