Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
