You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
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Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
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okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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