Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry Annebabe hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(586): View more from Michigan

I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching

(586): View more from Michigan

Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)

(586): View more from Michigan

It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie

Fav 6 1153 1387
share tweet
(202): View more from Washington, DC

Quick, to the slutcave!

Fav 24 6084 1033
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(503): View more from Oregon

If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.

Fav 11 2447 1006
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(615): View more from Tennessee

To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again

(1-615): View more from Tennessee

You have a 50 50 chance

Fav 4 733 447
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(330): View more from Ohio

Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.

(330): View more from Ohio

Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.

Fav 0 24 5
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT