I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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