It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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