Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
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You are a booty call, not a friend.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
They took my balls.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
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I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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