They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
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