I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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