I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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