I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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