Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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