No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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