Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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