Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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