The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Drake has all the answers
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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