looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
Randomize