i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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