Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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