If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
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