you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
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So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
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Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
All the doctor said was why
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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