Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
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