im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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