You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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