Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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