Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...