i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Tumblr User Tells Story About A ‘Demon Gets Adopted By A Grandma’& It Needs To Be A F**king Movie
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
20+ Kids Who Probably Didn’t Mean To Draw Hardcore Porn
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life