just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
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this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
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Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.