if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
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He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
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And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.