She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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