that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
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I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
wow bdsm is so cute
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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