So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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