the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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