I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
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He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
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Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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