Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
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