The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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