I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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