Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
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how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
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Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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