oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
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I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
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You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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