You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Randomize
