i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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