Don't you send me to vm
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I forgot how hot balto sounded
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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