It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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