Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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