Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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