who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
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It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
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It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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