New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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