no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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