don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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