I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....