How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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