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• (954): View more from Florida

  Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?

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  Hurt me personally.

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  Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.

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• (631): View more from New York

  ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs

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• (44): View more from United Kingdom

  I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend

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  You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)

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• (406): View more from Montana

  It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner

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