Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
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I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
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If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner