you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
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Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
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I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.