brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
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I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
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he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright