wanna go halves on a baby?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
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I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
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Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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