You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
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